I am Elder Berry, of the Universal Bristerhood of Mellodic Jello, and I invite you to join us on a trip down the road of self-attainment.

It is a life-long journey with several tempting detours. Sadly, we will follow some of these side roads, and we will occasionally get lost - possibly very lost. But our destination will always be true as we are guided forth by the one true Bowl Of Jello (mj).

Originally, I was Elder WillieKay. But I have advanced several levels and now feel a more sophisticated name was in order. I have cleared this with mj and have now assumed the new title.

This site is going to be really great with tons of corn bread information, syrup for the sole, and some really good pair-a-bulls. Butt ... like all good things in life - you must be patient. Do not be afraid to check back every year or so to see if I have remembered to add something.

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